"There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart."
-Meg Ryan
"I do remember being at a petrol station in New York and a man was saying, 'Hey, man, you look like that Hugh Grant--no offense!'"
-Hugh Grant, mocked for looking like...himself
"I kept the prosthetic... I walk around the house with it; I can slap people with it."
-Mark Wahlberg still carries his infamous faux private part that was flashed at the end of Boogie Nights.
"It's probably her greatest performance ever because she's playing a chef and she can't boil water."
-Michael Douglas, on wife Catherine Zeta-Jones’ role as a cook in an upcoming film
"He's a crazy white man."
-Ving Rhames, on his Mission: Impossible 3 co-star Tom Cruise
"I have three daughters, and it's the Lindsay Lohan fan club at my house."
-Meryl Streep, defending her Prairie Home Companion co-star
