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Alex 26th April 2007

On Thursday a Bahamas judge cleared Larry Birkhead to leave the country with his daughter, Dannielynn.
According to sources close to Howard K. Stern, who has raised Dannielynn since her birth on Sept. 7, Birkhead will take the infant home to the U.S. on Friday. Stern, the longtime companion of Dannielynn's late mother, Anna Nicole Smith, is "upset and heartbroken" and finds himself facing the reality of being "single and on his own for the first time in many years," a source close to him says.
Still, Stern told Access Hollywood
 "I just want Dannie to have a good life, and I'm hopeful that Larry is going to provide that for her, so it's bittersweet. It's hard, but I just want her to be as happy as she can be."
A source tells Reuters that, in exchange for allowing Birkhead to leave the Bahamas with Dannielynn, the court required that he return to the country for another formal custody hearing on June 8. Birkhead has been battling with Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, over custody.
Alex 13th April 2007
The Phoenix has done a list of the top 100 unsexiest men 2007. Click the link for rest - here are the top 10

[10] CARL FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
Toon trash - Wife-beater + upper-arm hair + bald pate + flip-flops + bad mustache = still sexier than Bob Dylan.

[9] BOB DYLAN
Senior citizen rocker - In a police lineup, he could be mistaken for a grizzled wino. His enigmatic demeanor was sexy — when he was a brash, insouciant songwriter in the ’60s and ’70s. But now that he’s in his 60s and 70s, it seems more like the grumpiness grandpa exhibits when grandma won’t let him have a second slice of cheesecake.

[8] PEREZ HILTON
Bloggist - Exponentially overhyped gossip blogger whose sense of entitlement far outweighs his actual contribution to society. And, oh yeah, he’s gross, too.

[7] SANJAYA MALAKAR
American Idol - The class clown is operating under the delusion that he’s the class stud.

[6] DON IMUS
Fake cowboy, real racist - Long before he called the (predominantly black) Rutgers womens’ basketball team a bunch of “nappy-headed hos,” this leathery talk-show troll established himself as one of the ugliest faces in a medium that prizes them.

[5] HOWARD K. STERN
Professional widower - We understood the zillion-year-old billionaire: Anna Nicole Smith would sleep with anything with money. But her dalliance with this glassy-eyed salamander of a man forced Americans to re-calibrate Anna’s standards: she’d screw anything with . . . kidneys? At least she was smart enough not to have a baby with him.

[4] KARL ROVE
White devil - Slimy puppet master, cruel politico, and skin-crawlingly awkward rapper. We’d love to sentence this genius to five years of hard labor as Barney Frank’s cabana boy.

[3] FLAVOR FLAV
Public Enemy - Here’s a thought that kept us company while we were compiling the list. You know the white, pasty flakes of sputum that collect at the corners of Flav’s mouth? (Flavor crystals, we’ve taken to calling them.) Where do those go when he makes out with his ladies?

[2] THE FAT GUY FROM BORAT
Fat Guy from Borat - Repeated viewings of the scene in which Ken Davitian goes cheek-to-hairy-cheek with Sacha Baron Cohen’s face have been proven to cause sterility in lab rats. So feel lucky that it merely makes you want to rip your eyes out of their sockets.

[1] DONALD TRUMP
Loathsome billionaire - It’s not the greed, the preposterous comb-over, or the public bullying that turns women off any more: it’s the pursed lips and the scrunched, pineal stare. Actually, scratch that: it’s still the hair, the greed, and the bullying.
Alex 10th April 2007

Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn, a Bahamian judge ruled Tuesday.
Birkhead said outside the court
 "Everybody, I hate to be the one to tell you this -- but I told you so,"
When asked what's next, he said,
 "I'm going to the toy store."
Crowds applauded in front of the courthouse as Birkhead, Smith's former boyfriend, made the announcement. Birkhead teared up as he thanked his supporters. A DNA test confirmed him as the father with 99.99 percent certainty, said Dr. Michael Baird, who performed the test.
The court had ordered DNA testing to determine the father of the child, who has been at the center of a paternity dispute since she was born in a Bahamian hospital in September. The doctor who performed a DNA test for Birkhead revealed the results to a closed session of a Bahamian court Tuesday.
Smith had publicly identified Howard K. Stern, her lawyer and live-in companion, as the baby's father and listed him as the father on the child's birth certificate. Stern hugged Birkhead and said he is not going to fight him for custody.
Stern said
 "I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure he gets sole custody,"
When asked when Birkhead would get custody of the 7-month-old girl, who has been living with Stern in Nassau, Stern said he wanted there to be a "gradual transition." He said Birkhead could come to the house any time and spend as much time as he wants with his daughter.
Virgie Arthur, Smith's estranged mother who lives in Texas, said she was happy with the outcome. "All I care about is the safety and well-being of my little granddaughter," she said.
Another hearing is set for Friday to discuss the custody issue, which involves Stern, Birkhead and Arthur. It was unclear how Tuesday's news might affect that.
Alex 06th March 2007
ninemsn.com are reporting that Howard K. Stern has reportedly admitted he's not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn and is now willing to sign over the paternity rights to the man who believes he is the baby's real dad, Larry Birkhead — for the right price.
Anna Nicole fended off Larry's court orders for a DNA test, but now she's passed away it's rumoured Howard is willing to hand Dannielynn over to Larry in exchange for a portion of her estate.
While Howard is listed as the girl's father on the birth certificate, insiders say that, during a recent meeting with Larry, he confessed he's not the dad. While Anna Nicole fought to keep Larry away from Dannielynn while she was alive, Howard let his former lover's rival meet the baby recently.
In exchange for giving Dannielynn to Larry, insiders say Howard wants ongoing control of Anna Nicole's estate. Once all the issues surrounding the estate have been settled, he also wants to become Dannielynn's trustee.
It's unknown how much money Anna Nicole had when she died, but the star had recently won the right to contest more than $600 million from the estate of her late husband J. Howard Marshall II, an oil billionaire who died in 1995 without writing Anna Nicole into his will.
Howard, who's admitted he was financially dependent on Anna Nicole, is also rumoured to be claiming the Bahamas house and the boat the star bought shortly before her death.
It's all about the money then Howard!
Alex 12th October 2006
Howard K. Stern is listed as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's newborn daughter on her Bahamian birth certificate, a copy of which has been obtained by PEOPLE.
On the certificate, issued by the Registrar General's office in Nassau, The Bahamas, the child is identified as Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, born on Sept. 7 in the Doctors Hospital in Nassau on the island of New Providence.
Stern, who has been Smith's longtime attorney and confidante, said during a Sept. 26 Larry King Live appearance that he is the baby's father. "Based on the timing of it, there shouldn't be a doubt (of the paternity)," he said.
However, photographer Larry Birkhead, who alleges he had a relationship with Smith in California, also claims to be the father of the newborn, and has filed papers in a California court to establish paternity of the child.
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