I feel a bit guilty posting this picture of Diana Ross because how can you knock someone who has been in showbiz for nearly 50 year. BUT it's funny so I'm going to anyway!





While she was sunbathing in Italy, Diana lifted her dark glasses to reveal two slices of kiwi fruit where her eyes would normally be. The effect was to make her look more like a creature from an early 'Twilight Zone' episode than a sophisticated showbusiness icon.


She obviously thought that wearing the sunglasses over the slices of fruit would give fellow guests at her hotel the impression that she was simply sunbathing. But laughter could be heard from a group of holidaymakers nearby also staying at the five-star Cala Di Volte hotel on the Italian island of Sardinia as the glasses came off to reveal her unconventional appearance.


Said one hotel guest:

She's scary enough looking anyway, with that shock of black hair.
Then when the glasses came off, it was just one of those moments when you had let out a laugh. She kept taking the glasses off and repositioning the kiwi and putting them back on on top of it.
The kiwi kept sliding down her face so she would have to reposition it really slowly with her head back and then carefully put the sunglasses back on.
And all the time, she would be trying to find the right track on her Discman and answering her mobile. It was exhausting just to watch. It was very funny though - and word quickly got round the other hotel guests.
By the end, we were all staring from behind books and newspapers waiting for the next time the glasses would come off, then we would dissolve into a fit of giggles. Eventually, she went back into the hotel."

Hmmmmm I wonder why she did that then??