This has got to be the biggest joke of the day, David Hasselhoff is to star in a musical based on his life!
Apparently the show will be inspired by the 54-year-old's career, US soap opera 'The Young and The Restless' and the songs of Teddy Pendergrass.
Hasselhoff, who has battled alcoholism, is quoted by website Celebrityweek.com as saying
"I am doing a heart-rendering set on my life and the mistakes I have made.
It sounds like a bad joke, but it is really going to be a good show... totally campy."
It's written by the same people who wrote Bette Midler's show and produced by the people who produced 'Chicago' in London." 
(Sorry did he say crappy or campy???)
The production - simply called 'David Hasselhoff: The Musical' - will open in Melbourne, Australia, before moving to America.