Donald Trump, after wife, Melania gave birth to their first (but his fifth) child, to MSNBC:
"I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young." 
Natalie Portman, on her recent first brush with cocaine, to Vanity Fair:
"For the first time in my life, somebody was like, 'You want a line?' I was like, 'Oh my God.' " 
Ashlee Simpson, on her sister Jessica being more of a tabloid target than her, to Jane:
"Just when I think the paparazzi are bad, I can look at her and say, 'At least I don't have it like that.' I'm like, 'I'm gonna go home now and let them follow you!'" 
Antonio Banderas, on his craziest fans, to Premiere:
"There were 150 women, all in their fifties and sixties, and they were wild, babe. I got almost raped!" 
Prison Break's Wentworth Miller, on how long he thinks he would survive in jail, to Entertainment Weekly:
"I wouldn't last five minutes." 
Eva Longoria, about her role in her relationship with boyfriend Tony Parker, to Allure:
"I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love." 