I got this from PopBitch, and thought it was funny.
Abi Titmuss recently attended a TV company's party. It was rather busy, so Abi just walked up to one of the already-full sofas and said to one of the TV executives sitting there, "Abi wants to sit." She stared at him with such certainty that the executive instantly got up and let her have his seat!!!
It always freaks me out when people refer to themselves in the third person, when is her 15 mins of fame going to be over? I mean seriously what is she good at, other than having big boobs?