Noel Gallagher

"Liam is not a good person. No-one is funnier than him, but he's evil. When he walks into a room everything freezes." True brotherly love for you



Paris Hilton

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." Well flashing your knickers ain't exactly clever



Jake Gyllenhaal

"There have been times when I've been working with women and they've just said, 'Hey, I've faked it before, I can fake it again.'" Surely not !!!



Dita Von Teese

"What is going on with Britney Spears? You can see she does dress herself but what is going through her head? That girl really needs a stylist." Hmmm not sure it should be you though!!!



Gwyneth Paltrow

"I love living in the UK! Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans." Gwyneth goes for flattery



Scarlett Johansson

"It's rare to feel beautiful." She must have many, many rare moments!



50 Cent

"I feel like a very attractive woman. A man becomes like an attractive woman when he's successful." Ermmm Ok!!!