I came across these on Sky News, and they gave me a chuckle!!





On Cheryl Tweedy (after she claimed her Crazy Chick was "using their old sound"):


"I thought, 'Love, when you can f***ing sing Ave Maria, then have a go.'"





On Rebecca Loos:



"I hate the woman. She needs to get a job, put her t*ts away because they're horrible and get a nose job. She's a little s**t. She's just made a career out of saying she's shagging David Beckham: how pathetic. What a bitch to do that to another woman, I hate her."





On Shirley Bassey, after the older Welsh singer had a go at Charlotte's drinking:




"I don't know why she's always so nasty about me. I mean she's a bit wrinkly, isn't she? She has a cheek, she's always drinking champagne. She's always drunk. I go out once a week, I'm really not that excessive, so Shirley Bassey needs to shut up. I have met her, she was OK, but rude."





On Shayne Ward:


"You'd think they could come up with a half-decent song: they give him cack to sing."






On George Bush:




"George Bush hasn't got a clue what he's doing. He asked me what state Wales was in. I said, 'It's its own country next to England, Mr. Bush.' I thought, 'You t***.'"





On Pete Doherty:



"Stay at home. Watch a bit of Trisha. Or go to Thailand and visit the orphans and get humble. You'll realise your problems aren't that bad."





On Halle Berry:




"I think Halle Berry has the ideal figure. Her t*ts are bloody fantastic. I saw them in a movie the other week and they are the best."





On Christina Aguilera's videos:



"That's hardcore, like! If she's OK doing it then fair enough, but I personally wouldn't want all my flesh on show. I wouldn't do it to my nana. And it's not just that: I don't want loads of random fellas, and my dad's friends, seeing my body. I want to keep it for my fella. You've got to keep back a little bit."





On Tony Blair:


"He's always been really, really nice to me. I'm 16, I haven’t got any right to vote, and I have to pay 40% tax. I know loads of people in the audience will say, 'Oh so you should,' but I don't even have the right to vote. So I just said to him, 'I think it's really wrong that people under 18 who don't have the right to vote and don't have the right to do a lot of things have to pay tax,' and he just kind of went, 'haha'."





On boyfriend Gavin Henson:


"He's not gay. He's very, very not gay."





On Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher:




"Everyone is too PC but I think people like me because I'm quite ballsy and say just what I think. No one ever says anything interesting apart from Robbie and Liam. The rest are nicey-nicey about everyone."





I love someone who speaks their mind - keep it up Charlotte !!