OK, this is really gross but kind of funny (in a very sick kind of way).
Paris Hilton had a 'wee' bit of trouble after a night out in Hawaii.
According to New Woman, a taxi driver in Hawaii says that Paris was soooo drunk that she wet herself on the back seat of his cab.
Paris denies it of course, but apparently the taxi driver has proof. He wiped the wee with a towel and plans to show that it has her DNA. Hmmmmmmm really tasteful (not).